Another joke
November 30th, 2007
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Four job applicants were asked:
WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Peter said THOUGHT
Paul said a BLINK of an eye
Mark said LIGHT SWITCH
Simon said DIARRHEA. He explained, “This morning, I have stomach ache. I run to the toilet, but before I could THINK, BLINK or even turn on the LIGHT SWITCH, oh… s**t! They are already in my pants!
Simon got the job.