Another joke

Posted on Nov 30, 2007 under Joke time, have a laugh | Comments are off

Four job applicants were asked:
WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Peter said THOUGHT

Paul said a BLINK of an eye

Mark said LIGHT SWITCH

Simon said DIARRHEA. He explained, “This morning, I have stomach ache. I run to the toilet, but before I could THINK, BLINK or even turn on the LIGHT SWITCH, oh… s**t! They are already in my pants!

Simon got the job.

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