Another joke
Posted on Nov 30, 2007 under Joke time, have a laugh | Comments are offFour job applicants were asked:
WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Peter said THOUGHT
Paul said a BLINK of an eye
Mark said LIGHT SWITCH
Simon said DIARRHEA. He explained, “This morning, I have stomach ache. I run to the toilet, but before I could THINK, BLINK or even turn on the LIGHT SWITCH, oh… s**t! They are already in my pants!
Simon got the job.



