Making sense… (somehow)

One night, a guy is having trouble with his car in the middle of the road in an unknown place. After a few minutes of checking the engine, an old man appeared beside him from nowhere. He almost jumped but the oldman, wearing a dress told him that he is in some magical place. In order for him to get out of there, he must buy the book the old man is selling. So, believing the old man, he bought the book for $50.00. Then his engine suddenly worked. Before he started to drive, the old man emphasized that he should never looked at the last page of the book he bought, or else he will regret everything.

At home, he can not sleep. He got the book and turned it on the last page. It read: Power Bookstore $3.26.

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Four job applicants were asked:
WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Peter said THOUGHT

Paul said a BLINK of an eye

Mark said LIGHT SWITCH

Simon said DIARRHEA. He explained, “This morning, I have stomach ache. I run to the toilet, but before I could THINK, BLINK or even turn on the LIGHT SWITCH, oh… s**t! They are already in my pants!

Simon got the job.

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Laughing is like inner jogging. It’s good for the health! Here are some funny things to laugh about…

A boy and a girl’s first meeting conversation:

GIRL: What’s your zodiac sign?

BOY (too dumb to know what is a zodiac sign): Hmmm.. You first.

GIRL: Cancer!

BOY: Ah.. ok.. Mine is GOITER!

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